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23. Jan 2006 03:10, Bo

Har i dag modtaget min nye "Phantasm"-box -- og den er superflot! Den skinner. Det er ikke til at fatte, at den kun kostede 8.99 pund inkl. porto fra England, når man f.eks. holder forrest i baghovedet, at jeg (osse i dag) måtte gi hele kr. 60,- for et nyt batteri til mit ur. Eller kr. 89,- for den månedens cd fra Classico, som jeg havde glemt at afmelde. Det er nu anden måned i træk -- men denne gang var det Morten Zeuthen og Amalie Malling, der spiller Beethoven. Så det er vel trods alt ok. Sidste gang var det Carl Nielsen.

Men hvad jeg ville sige: På vej hjem fra urmageren gik jeg ind i en lokal forretning for at kigge lidt på mobil-telefoner. Jeg er blevet grebet af den idé, at en ny mobil-telefon vil forøge min livskvalitet. En mandlig ekspedient kom straks farende, og jeg sagde (og jeg citerer): "Har du ikke en fantastisk mobil-telefon til ingen penge?" Han kiggede lidt tvivlende på mig og spurgte, "Hvad betyder fantastisk?" Og jeg sagde, "Jeg skal kunne snakke i den." "Skal der være kamera i den?" spurgte han. "Nej," svarede jeg. "Jamen, det har jeg da," sagde han -- hvorefter han forsøgte at sælge mig en Samsung til kr. 1100,- Elleve hundrede kroner! Hvad er der galt med disse ekspedienter? Er de (faktisk) torske-dumme, eller forsøger de bare at være smarte?

Scenen var en slags genopførelse af min visit hos den lokale fiskegrejs-forhandler (sidste år). Vi har (helt bogstaveligt) Skanderborg Sø i baghaven, og jeg forestillede mig, at det ku være godt at sidde dernede med en lille stang og en prop. Jeg gik ind i forretningen og sagde: "Har du ikke en super-billig fiskestang?" -- Hvorefter han straks fandt en, der kostede lidt over kr. 1000,- Og jeg gik min vej.

Og forresten: Jeg har osse forsøgt mig nedenunder -- for vi bor på første sal i en ejendom, lige ovenover en mobil-telefon-forretning. "Har I ikke en super-billig mobil-telefon?" "Nej," svarede damen bag disken.

Det må - tænker jeg nu - være noget østjysk. I Vestjylland, hvor jeg kommer fra, ville ingen fornuftig sælger da finde på at svare nej til det spørgsmål -- og han eller hun ville være helt klar over, hvad det betød. Og han eller hun ville sige, "Skal du ha en kvittering?"               

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